Gumpiest driver in Scotland

This driver would certainly be in with a chance. He snapped at Katarina for dragging her walking poles along the floor of his new bus (that we'd taken back from Loch Ness). He event got out of his seat a minute later to repeat his sermon on the importance of respecting other people's property. (a) it wasn't his bus (b) we had a ticket (c) I didn't see him moan at the passengers treading with their muddy feet (d) would he say the same if someone has crutches (e) we struggled to understand a word he said.

However, saying all this, he might lose the prize by default for offering his hand as we left the bus on arrival. He seemed apologetic and I was equally respectful. Nobody wants to pick a fight with a man with a face as grumpy as this.